yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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