Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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