i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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