we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.