no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh