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my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame

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(732): my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame http://tfl.nu/4c25

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I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high

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(310): I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high http://tfl.nu/hr6z

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Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops

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(978): Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops http://tfl.nu/wqmx

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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf

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(831): just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf http://tfl.nu/faeb

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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage

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(438): that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage http://tfl.nu/1y6d

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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"

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(724): she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it" http://tfl.nu/sq67

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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."

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(615): I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do." http://tfl.nu/0gsj

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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.

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(315): The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me. http://tfl.nu/qtoi

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????

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5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal

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(617): she's five days sober.....are those consecutive???? (781): 5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal http://tfl.nu/ppjn

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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.

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(785): I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me. http://tfl.nu/wjzj

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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.

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(218): I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now. http://tfl.nu/xd1f

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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.

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(847): My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital. http://tfl.nu/g98t

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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here

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(406): this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here http://tfl.nu/accs

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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?

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(425): How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"? http://tfl.nu/pajq

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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship

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(414): it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship http://tfl.nu/ya21

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