what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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