Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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