Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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