just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I need to calm my uterus...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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