just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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