Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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