allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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