the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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