Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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