found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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