you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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