her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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