May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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