Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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