Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
No...this little piggys going to the bar
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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