ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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