arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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