This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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