im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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