Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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