So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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