No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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