Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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