i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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