just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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