You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
two words: eviction party
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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