420 ftw
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My penis needs a shock collar
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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