we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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