Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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