Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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