Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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