It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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