Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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