Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
