D3 body, D1 cock
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Too much gin, very little bucket
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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