do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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