nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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