ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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