I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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