i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I have tasted many bathrooms
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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