dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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