I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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