I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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