I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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