It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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