dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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