Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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