My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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