Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
