soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize