I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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